There is a Mexican woman who is an attorney and has transformed herself via body modification into a Vampire Woman. According to the news reports, 35-year-old Mexican attorney Maria Jose Cristerna was a domestic violence victim and began the transformation as a result of her abusive relationship. Now, she is known as Mexico’s Vampire Woman and has 98% of her body covered with tattoos. She reports that the horns she had implanted are a symbol of strength and were implanted in her head without use of anesthesia and the prosthetic fangs were done because she loved vampires as a little girl. In addition to being an attorney she is also a tattoo artist and says that tattooing is her way of being immortal by placing tattoos on other people’s skin which will be there after she is gone.
I don’t know what type of law she practices or what they say when she goes into a courtroom, but seriously, implantation of horns without anesthesia — she’s one tough chick.
Imagine the look on opposing counsel’s face when she walks into a room.
Here’s a picture of before and after —
For more photos see this link.
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February 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Bob Crosby
Now let’s see. . . . you’re a lawyer, she’s a lawyer. Is there possibly something you’re not telling us, Tammy?
February 1, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Tammy Heffernan
Hardly my thing…. Unless of course I get angry and the horns and the fangs come out
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February 2, 2012 at 10:04 pm
char
She would be a bit intimidating in a court room…especially if she made that face.
February 3, 2012 at 10:02 am
tammyheff
Yes, I think especially with that face, a judge might like twice before ruling against her.
February 3, 2012 at 11:35 am
mynameisrobertpaulson
Tammy you usually break out in a rash when you get angry not horns although that would be pretty cool.
February 27, 2012 at 2:15 am
Funny Stuff
Wow, thats what I was searching for, what a information! existing here at this blog, thanks admin of this site.
August 20, 2013 at 4:48 pm
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